I blog about anything, essentially a random spew of consciousness. Now featuring 15% more sarcasm. Take seriously anything I write at your own risk to health and happiness.
Here’s how this blog works:
- I write stuff with little to no effort
- You all love it, considering it the best thing ever. You reblog, tweet, and share it.
- Oprah walks into my living room, showering me with cash, confetti, and unbridled power.
But I’d settle for just 1 and 2 because I have low standards and an embarrassingly small attention span. Just think, you just gave up a fraction of your life reading this.