Spitting Contests Need New Management

Why do the only spitting contests involve watermelon seeds?

There are many more types of seeds to spit, and frankly, I’m tired of the blatant discrimination in the melon community. Cantaloupes have been waiting in line for centuries, ignored.

Even if no other fruit or melon was interested, the adult explicit film industry would likely cum come up with something. There are options.

 

 

 

 

 

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