That Planet Earth Thrusts Slowly

Do you think if everyone on Earth who has an inhaler squirted it at the same time, it might be enough thrust to throw the planet out of orbit?

If so, we probably wouldn’t last long, either freezing or being lit on fire. Humanity would be safe if those darn asthmatics wouldn’t have been so fussy about taking a full breath.

 

 

 

 

 

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