My Maternal Instinct Sucks

Today, a woman tried to hand me her baby so she could use the restroom.

Look, just because I have lady parts doesn’t mean I’m good with babies. I have the maternal instincts of a sea cucumber.

 

 

 

 

 

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3 thoughts on “My Maternal Instinct Sucks”

  1. Thankfully, I have no children of my own. The few kids I’ve watched over, though, I either have the maternal instinct of a Deadhead or I turn into a total helicopter. I have no middle ground.

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