Spiders, For the Record

For the record, spiders hate water spouts, and they’re perturbed that they’ve been slandered for centuries in nursery rhymes and children’s songs.

They’ve banded together to protest until their voices are heard. Please see article 5 second B for a list of their demands.

It is true, though, that they are not a fan of the rain and do rather like the sun.

That is all.

 

 

 

 

 

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