Spray Sunscreen is Cheating

Spray sunscreen is cheating.

If you’re avoiding it getting in your eyes and crying for thirty minutes, then you’re cheating the experience.

Why do you think ocean water is salty? Tears. Salty, sunscreen flavored tears.

 

 

 

 

 

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