I Hate My Boss

I really hate my boss.

I want to find My old, baby teeth, grind them up, and pour the powder into Captain Crunch cereal, and force feed it into his crying face.

Then once a year, I’ll call him up and remind him that a part of me is still inside him.

 

 

 

 

 

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