Bug Mattress Mambo

I just parked my car, and there are two bugs having sex on my windshield. It’s disgusting, but in a weird way I can’t look away.

It lasted 10 seconds. He pulled out and asked her if she wanted some breakfast. She said no, saying that she had to pick up her daughter from daycare. He offered her a ride there, but she said they should probably remain friends.

Later that day, she unfriended him on Facebook and laid one thousand eggs.

 

 

 

 

 

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