Massive Tampon Outages

Massive tampon outages are being reported as entire cities are having their period at the same time.

Coincidentally, the same cities hosted the female-only viewings of the movie Wonder Woman three weeks prior. The two events are probably unrelated.

In other news, plumbers are thrilled at being called first responders.

 

 

 

 

 

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