You know how Mattel is trying so hard to come out with a Barbie that represents every type of girl out there?
I propose Bathrobe Barbie to round out its catalogue. Bathrobe Barbie is a middle-aged housewife doll, who has given up on life and drinks Martinis in the morning.
Her accessories include frizzy hair, shoes that don’t match, a two-toned minivan, and a missing robe tie.
Pool boy sold separately.