To the Person Who Invented the Alternating Post-It

To the person who invented the alternating Post-It Note…I hate you. Like a lot.

When the Post-Its alternate, you have to figure out which side is up every   single   time. I constantly get it wrong and have to pull a new one, which is probably what the sicko inventor wants, so that he can sell more Post-Its.

I so badly want to walk up to him and pinch his tiny little balls until he cries Uncle. Yeah. Maybe then I’ll give him a wedgie and steal his lunch money. In front of everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

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One thought on “To the Person Who Invented the Alternating Post-It”

  1. The alternating ones are meant to be put in a dispenser, like Kleenex. Of course, those dispensers never work anyway. I’m always digging around in the Kleenex box.

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