Relax, I’m a Doctor

I wash my hands a lot. As often as a doctor would, really.

Because I wash my hands a lot, I care about sanitation. Doctors care about sanitation. I care about the same things doctors do and wash my hands a lot. Therefore, I’m a doctor.

I am now taking appointments. Insurance is not accepted. Cash only.

 

 

 

 

 

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