Real Estate and Bikini Models

When I grow up (more), I want to become one of those real estate infomercials guru, telling people how they can live like me and make billions without invesment, time and effort, a driver’s license, or a social security number.

I’d have a bunch of bikini models around and a ten foot chocolate fountain. I’d also barely speak english.

And what is real estate exactly? Is it different from fake estate?

 

 

 

 

 

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